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Gloria Steinem Worked for the CIA, Baby

Posted Mar 08, 2007 3 comments

So I was draped across the lush carpeted floor of this college chick’s apartment last Monday, just sorta basking in the naked afterglow and wishing someone would bring me a beer, when she starts putting her clothes on and telling me about this Feminist Theory class she’s late for.  Now, being a fairly sensitive mammal, I have nothing against Camille Paglia—she’s psychotic, so am I—but I have to admit I did start talking shit about that Steinem woman.

Long story short, I probably won’t be leaking sperm onto that carpeting ever again.

However, I would like to state a few things for the record.  My sex life is not the issue—someday there will be many Congressional hearings about that and everything will be documented in detail for posterity.  I just want to make it clear that I was in fact correct about Steinem’s ties to the CIA.

In 1975, after Red Stocking researched Gloria Steinem’s affiliations and raised questions about her political past, Steinem published a “statement,” in connection with her activities on behalf of the Independent Research Service, a CIA-funded group.  Many feminists found this document neither entirely credible nor to the point, and they have insisted upon seeking more enlightening answers.

Because of the conscious counter-revolutionary role that the CIA has played at home and abroad over the years, it makes sense to expect a participant in the women’s movement, especially one who has come to symbolize it, to fully discuss her past relationship to the CIA. We are still waiting to hear Steinem’s opinion of the Agency. The last one she gave characterized the CIA as “liberal” and far-sighted.

Actually, I myself agree with Steinem on both counts.  The CIA is truly liberal—they’re part of a control system that lets people do whatever they want to do, then infiltrates and subverts those movements for their own purposes.  For that exact reason, the CIA is nothing if not “far-sighted.”

“I was never asked to report on other Americans or assess foreign nationals I had met.”—Gloria Steinem

The Red Stockings charge that this statement is an alarming lie. In a “Report on the Vienna Youth Festival” printed with Steinem’s name on it as director of the Independent Research Service, there are 13 pages devoted exclusively to biographies, political affiliations, and even some superficial analyses of persons from all countries participating in the festival.

All this has been supressed a lot—after all, it’s one of them Inconvenient Truths, like how Al Gore owns several mansions, all of which consume more energy in a month than the average American’s home does in a year.  We’re in the Information Age now, though, and it’s all out there, even if most folks are too distracted to actually look up from their peckers and See It.  Too many leaks in the dam—over in China, they just keep spending more money to plug holes, but here in the Brave New World, the control system is way smarter, they just flood the channels with meaningless noise instead.

So let’s start with Gloria Steinem dating Henry Kissinger.  That right there should get her stricken from the record books of the Human Race—as we’ve mentioned elsewhere, Kissinger is the Least Deserving Living Man on Earth.  But that’s just me, holding a petty little grudge against a man who’s killed over a million human beings without firing a single shot because he’s an impotent coward—I know, I’m a very immature young man.

We all make dating mistakes, though—I myself spent two months porking a truly unhinged white supremacist lady just for the noises she made.  One thing I haven’t done, though, is accept CIA money to infilitrate radical student organizations and provide information about the kids involved.

Everyone has their own weird little axe to grind—check out Henry Makow, who runs a bizarre website called ”Save The Males.” (Boy howdy, that’s an endangered species if I ever saw one!) He insists that Steinem was working to undermine the very fabric of the Amercian Family...I guess he got “Feminism” mixed up with “Sesame Street” or something.  He also talks about the CIA destroying the entire black community of the US with crack cocaine—but concludes, and I shit you not, “Feminism has done the most damage.”

Sounds like ol’ Makow has been smoking some crack himself.

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