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PHEREMONE APOCALYPSE
Posted Aug 19, 2007 5 comments
A completely unhinged "meditation" on pheremones and the hormonal aspects of human arousal and cultural mating games. Oh, and by "medition" I mean "I'm crazy stoned right now."
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Five Simple Questions for Curious Primates
Posted Aug 01, 2007 17 comments
Five open questions I'd appreciate anyone and everyone giving some answers to. If you feel like contributing, please do.
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Facial Cream and the Foreskin Mafia
Posted Jul 07, 2007 18 comments
Like Soylent Green, only with foreskins. Seriously—this is actually real.
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“Inbred Mutant Sex Fiends of God”
Posted Jun 20, 2007 3 comments
A look at polytheism and inbreeding—and yes, Mormons. But it’s mostly about the inbreeding. And the polytheism.
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All Your Foreskin Are Belong To Us
Posted Jun 08, 2007 10 comments
The first in a series about the vicous tribal ritual known as circumcision, and weird little men who still advocate it today.
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The Mostly Illegal World of Kidnapping Fetishes
Posted Apr 13, 2007 4 comments
How could “kidnapping fetishes” not be entertaining? Of course you want to read this. Read it.
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The Ballad of Rasputin’s Penis
Posted Apr 08, 2007 4 comments
One of the all-time greatest journalistic exposes I’ve ever accomplished—digging up the cold, hard truth about Rasputin’s severed wang.
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KICKED IN THE NUTS
Posted Apr 06, 2007 11 comments
Can you actually build a good article just by googling “Kicked in the nuts” and riffing off the material you find? You probably can’t, but I definitely can, so I did.
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Supersperm: The Power of Manjuice
Posted Apr 04, 2007 10 comments
A very detailed and surprising look at The White Stuff. Perhaps too detailed, and hopefully, way too surprising.
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Total Capitalism: Synthetic Sex Slavery
Posted Apr 03, 2007 19 comments
I decided that the first article on robot sex was inhuman and depressing enough, so I really turned up the Crazy on this one. Enjoy!
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