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“Inbred Mutant Sex Fiends of God”
Posted Jun 20, 2007 3 comments
A look at polytheism and inbreeding—and yes, Mormons. But it’s mostly about the inbreeding. And the polytheism.
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All Your Foreskin Are Belong To Us
Posted Jun 08, 2007 10 comments
The first in a series about the vicous tribal ritual known as circumcision, and weird little men who still advocate it today.
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The Mostly Illegal World of Kidnapping Fetishes
Posted Apr 13, 2007 4 comments
How could “kidnapping fetishes” not be entertaining? Of course you want to read this. Read it.
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The Ballad of Rasputin’s Penis
Posted Apr 08, 2007 4 comments
One of the all-time greatest journalistic exposes I’ve ever accomplished—digging up the cold, hard truth about Rasputin’s severed wang.
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KICKED IN THE NUTS
Posted Apr 06, 2007 11 comments
Can you actually build a good article just by googling “Kicked in the nuts” and riffing off the material you find? You probably can’t, but I definitely can, so I did.
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Supersperm: The Power of Manjuice
Posted Apr 04, 2007 10 comments
A very detailed and surprising look at The White Stuff. Perhaps too detailed, and hopefully, way too surprising.
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Total Capitalism: Synthetic Sex Slavery
Posted Apr 03, 2007 19 comments
I decided that the first article on robot sex was inhuman and depressing enough, so I really turned up the Crazy on this one. Enjoy!
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Robohookers and Android Sexual Rights
Posted Apr 01, 2007 18 comments
Would you have sex with a robot? If you paused for even half a second, you should probably read this article.
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Prolactin: Proof That God Hates Us
Posted Mar 29, 2007 20 comments
Examining Prolactin, a hormone that may be responsible for the end of every relationship you’ve ever had. Interested?
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Slow. Down. Cowboy.
Posted Mar 26, 2007 13 comments
Somehow, I wrote an introduction to Tantra for teenagers—well, at least the ones who can read. The rest of you get to be guinea pigs for Big Pharma.
