Humpjones

Stupid Names and Dumb Bloggers

Posted Mar 06, 2011

“I got a broken mic and motherfucking dumb name
and she’s a trophy wife with a custom Mustang
...and if you think I’ve got no chance at all?
you can lick my itching hot romantic balls”

--2011 Anthembanger

Happens All The Time...

Humpasaur Jones

Now that I’ve stepped up my promotional routine, I get variations on this email a lot. Well-meaning career advice from people who have years of experience downloading free hip hop and forming opinions about it—you know, real industry heavyweight types.

Humpasaur Jones

Look: he’s not wrong. I’m not saying, by any means, that he’s wrong about my name. Dumbass names are a proud Rap Music tradition and I’m just grateful to do my little part. I mean, I’m no Poopie Doo, but I try.

Double look: I’m not even being arrogant. It’s not a groundbreaking insight to say that hip hop bloggers mostly post what everyone else is posting. Critical mass is everything, and with our Sex Rap Apocalypse Party not even a full month underway, there’s really no good reason for anyone to take it seriously. Yet.

So Huge Thanks are in order. Although my response rate remains comfortably under 5%, I have been blessed by coverage on some fucking excellent blogs: the team at Potholes in My Blog, Whut Up Doe, the legendary Bloggerhouse, Khal @ Rock the Dub, 33 Jones, and the most dedicated listeners in the game, The Mad Bloggers. Better yet, I’ve also found some dope new outlets: Donuts & Milk, The Hip Hop Head (who provides STEADY ear candy), the beautifully designed Big Green Beats, Eastside Morales, Crate Scienz, and Think 4 Yourself. I also got a very shitty day improved by an awesome write-up in Monsters & Titans.

Revolutions have been built on a lot less. Much respect to everyone taking the time to actually listen to the music.

Humpasaur Jones | Team Ganesh

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