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PEACE OUT EARTH HUMANS

Posted Apr 18, 2007 2 comments

It’s going to be a weird dark week so I’m declaring another Cuttlefish Day, effective immediately, unless you happen to read this at a later date, in which case it’s Cuttlefish Day all over again. 

HAPPY CUTTLEFISH DAY

In Other News

Thanks to Charles Blingus, we have located the Dictionary of Unusual Sexual Terms.  It’s actually even better than it sounds.  There was also a good article on the hilariously huge scandals that the poodle media are too shook to handle, here’s a beer for Harpers Magazine.

One former CIA officer said that while sexual entrapment wasn’t generally a good tool to recruit a foreign official, it was sometimes employed successfully to solve short-term problems. For example, this officer was once stationed in a Middle Eastern country and wanted to shut down a known spy from a neighboring state who was also posted there. To make a long story short, the CIA obtained video footage of the man in intimate embrace with his local girlfriend. When the man turned down a recruiting pitch, the agency mailed the images to his wife. What happened next was never precisely clear, but the man was soon recalled to his home country.

This source also said the CIA routinely kept prostitutes on the payroll in Third World countries. “It might cost you $500 a month, which was nothing, and you’d get a wealth of information about who’s who and who’s doing what to who,” he said. “You were always looking for people like that who could give you visibility into the dark side of the city.”

Oh ho ho! Is that a fact, Jack? Well, we’re gonna have a whole history of The Honeypot Maneuver coming up tomorrow.  Meanwhile, pay conscious attention to unconscious programming.

Seasonal Disorders

Columbine returns to mind this time of year.

Moving on to what is perhaps the most bizarre aspect of the case, we come now to the infamous videotape. You know, the one that was made in 1997, two years before the actual assault, and which “depicts gun-toting, trench coat-wearing students moving through Columbine’s halls and ends with a special-effects explosion of the school.” The one that was co-produced by “the son of the FBI’s lead agent in the investigation” (Associated Press, May 8, 1999).

There’s certainly nothing unusual about that. It’s actually standard FBI procedure to have your son shoot a training film for a high school slaughter a couple of years beforehand. It’s also standard procedure to have your other son on hand to eyewitness the crime. Which is why “(Dwayne Fuselier’s) youngest son, Brian, was in the school cafeteria at the time and managed to escape after seeing one of the bombs explode” (Denver Post, May 13, 1999).

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