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Party Like Antonio Patrinostro.

Posted Apr 14, 2008 155 comments

Drunk Driving is very bad.

Welcome to post-reality!  Hope everyone has been enjoying 2008. This dude certainly has been:

Patrinostro was arrested Sunday evening on southbound Highway 101 near the Lincoln Avenue offramp after his car bumped into three other vehicles in 55-mph traffic, said Officer Mary Ziegenbein of the California Highway Patrol.

Patrinostro “told the officer that the vehicle could fly if he went fast enough, and basically just started bouncing off of cars,” Ziegenbein said.

“He was under the influence of cocaine, Valium and marijuana and stated that it was a top secret experiment with his doctor for Area 51 and the government,” she added. “He also stated that he was working for a cure for AIDS by taking the drugs.”

That could be the single greatest legitimate excuse for being fucked up ever devised on cocaine, valium and marijuana.  Definitely better than all my attempts.

Esozone 2008 Portland

I’m going to be giving a talk and then doing a show at EsoZone 2008 in Portland, Oregon, October 8th-10th.  Right now, tickets are $40 for the full weekend.  I’m just the token stoner, though: this event is gonna be full of f’ing amazing people and I’m psyched to be there.  I’ve already been working on my talk for about a month now, trying to explain the Universe to myself has been pretty interesting so far.

Amazing people: the charmingly omniscient Paul Laffoley, the beautifully Satanic Diabolus Rex and the singularly brave Anterio Alli. 

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