Guys and Dolls: RealDolls
Posted Sep 05, 2007 4 comments
Back in April I wrote an article about the RealDoll phenomenon in an article entitled ”Total Capitalism: Synthetic Sex Slavery” where I basically came to the conclusion that:
[RealDolls] It’s the McDonald’s drive-thru of penetration, pared down to a latex vagina and some jiggling titties to watch while you masturbate.
The article goes a little deeper than that, but honestly not that much.
Your point?
Last week I stone stumbled across the “Guys and Dolls” RealDoll documentary again for the 8th time, so I thought this time I might as well share it here with you. This wonderful 45 minute documentary features the lives of 4 men and their RealDoll companions. If you haven’t seen the film before, it’s a great way to waste another small bit of your life. Enjoy.
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1. Bling Finger on Sep 06, 2007 at 2:26 PM permalink
Are these guys REALLY that pathetic or are they on to something that us living-people-loving-persons just haven’t figured out yet?
2. nameless on Sep 06, 2007 at 2:29 PM permalink
the more I read you, the less interesting you become. You are now totally boring me. I KNOW EVERYTHING you are talking about and according to Shannon’s law there is zero information exchange going on. So OK, people are mammalian primates who are easily duped by sneazeballs, how is that news anymore?? I mean it COULD be news to some 12 yo but it can’t be to the majority of people visiting your site.
Real Dolls, come on! We are gonna have fully functioning androids who will be indistinguishable from humans in less than 30 years. Humanity is becoming MORE infantile and the majority of people don’t even grow up. Obviously they will be unable to interact with other human being. Ever been to some of the weirder web sites(list supplied upon request) out there? Real Dolls is nothing.
What’s baffling to me tho(meaning I can’t figure it out) is why you listed Ayan Rand as who you steal most of your stuff from. From reading you I’d have said Gurgieff, Crowley, Leary, Skinner, Robert Anthon Watson, etc etc but Ayan Rand? I mean obviously she was a total blowhard who anybody with 2 functioning brain cell can easily win against in an argument in less than 2 minutes flat. Hopefully it was one of your jokes.
Anyway, you ARE very entertaining writer so I guess that’s one of the things you got going for you. If you can’t impress them, dazzle them with bullshit, right? Who’d know the difference, right?
3. Opensaurus Jones on Sep 06, 2007 at 5:17 PM permalink
I’m going to speak for my brother here at least until he gets a chance to speak for himself. I’m probably wrong, but his response would probably look something like this.
Nameless, I like that, nameless just like the millions of women I’ve slept with in my life…
and yes bullshit is my specialty.
Been there done that, Please see the article Robohookers and Android Sexual Rights, but seems how YOU KNOW EVERYTHING, I’m sure you had noticed the article posted under “related articles.”
So post that link list so there is some information being exchanged. Just explain what the links are before you post them. You know just is case they’re NSFH. (Not safe for humans)
I don’t even know who the fuck Ayan Rand is, so you’ll just have to wait for old Humpasaur himself to answer you on that one. I’m sure when he gets back to his laptop he’ll give you some real answers or at least some kind of answers anyway.
Enough of this thinking shit, I have to get back to smoking weed and surfing porn. Good Luck.
Opensaurus
4. Humpasaur on Sep 06, 2007 at 5:59 PM permalink
My response: THEN STOP FUCKING READING. You will not be missed.