Flesh is Light, Volume One
Posted May 13, 2008 426 comments
Personally, I can think of nothing as throbbingly sexy as hundreds of people in a big room, all having intercourse in sync and following instructions that are shouted at them by some guy with a bullhorn. Yes sir, that is entertainment, that is smoking gun proof that Japan remains the same inherently surperior culture they always have been. In the United States --- Texas, specifically --- they have gang-bangs, hideous staged rituals where a single female athelete (known affectionately as “porn stars") will copulate with hundreds of men. In most cases, these men have literally come in off the street. They shuffle around with their pants around their ankles and numbers stapled to their Nascar T-shirts. There is nothing as empty as a gang-bang, but yet a mass banging is somehow not only palatable, it is truly delicious.
This is pornography that was staged, recorded and paid for by the Rev. Sum Myung Moon himself. Although I just made that accusation up, if it were true it would be one of the more sane things he has done in his lifetime. Perhaps pornography is offensive to the sensitive reader, and all this windowgazing is distasteful for the ethically minded, but there is nothing as obscene as the fact Moon had himself coronated as King of the World --- not only that, he did so in Washington, DC and it was attended by hundreds of congressmen and federal officials. Moon has a very cozy relationship with the Bush family, owns the Washington Times, and is among the richest men on the planet. He also stages mass weddings in giant Asian sports stadiums, which is why I suspect he’s jacking off to this exact movie, right now, somewhere in Budapest.
Fun fact: everyone naked in this movie was paid about $10 american. If you want to understand how to manipulate any given mass population, there are really only two places to start. The first is looking at the past century of local history, the second is to get about 20 copies of different local pornography magazines. (German and Japanese porn are both particulary abundant lines of study. As to why this is, we’re not supposed to talk about that on this site.)
Could you have sex in a room with over 500 other people, plus a camera running? Can you piss when you know people are watching you? A note to reader: looking too closely at sex, or death, lead you to the same uncomfortable grey zone. Talking about what you see there will get you labeled a pervert, a criminal, and a Very Bad Person. This is just paranoia and superstition, though, because all the good stuff is contained in that grey zone and you will learn more about yourself and your fellow humans by staring intently at that spot than you could learn anywhere else. We are created and we will shall be destroyed, and in the meantime, hot damn the sex is sure fun!
What happens to monkeys who are given orgasm buttons? The “switch” for an electronic implant embedded within their brain, which can trigger an orgasm response every time the circuit is tripped? In a related question, why is it that statistically, any amount of TV watching you do will increase weekly, always tending towards the national average of 6.3 hours per day? When you smoke a bowl or a cigarette, when you have a coffee or a beer, do you want another one? Maybe this is stretching, but: is there any way to be “sane” or “mentally healthy” in a culture where sex is taboo and death is entertainment?
But fuck philosophy, right? The real issue here is, who are these people? Who is that dude with the camera? Who was walking around with a clipboard taking notes while this movie was being shot? Humans adapt to anything eventually. Millions of people work in slaughterhouses, walking through ankle-thick pools of blood and fat on their way to the lunch room for break. Watching people have acrobatic sex for hours on end is “going to work” for some of us. (More amazingly still, many humans are even lawyers.)
There are no easy answers, but there is a world full of pornographic options for you to pursue while you rationalize all this away. When you’re settling back into the emptiness of life, the endorphins released by orgasm make the transition much easier. Although there is no universal panacea, no perfect remedy, and no dubbed version of this movie yet, I still give three thumbs up for “500 Sex”. Look for it.
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Comments
1. Miscellaneous on Mar 04, 2007 at 9:54 PM permalink
This is the deepest, most thought provoking.... porno movie review ever. I feel enlightened… I.. think…
2. Sage on Mar 05, 2007 at 1:02 AM permalink
Our likes and dislikes are mirrors into our souls because we project our inner reality outward. The mass consciousness is screaming for some shadow integration when things like this become normal, so the only way to stay sane in a culture that isn’t is to accept it as it is and carry on staring at that “grey zone” within.
3. myles on Mar 05, 2007 at 11:07 PM permalink
wow. more proof that japan is more advanced than most of the world, mentally and spiritually.
4. admin on Mar 05, 2007 at 11:14 PM permalink
Yes, we have since realized that the numbers on “porn making $10 billion a year” are actually a lie created by the AVN and gullible journalists. You can find more here:
http://www.ojr.org/ojr/business/1017866651.php
5. Eli on Mar 05, 2007 at 11:28 PM permalink
I know that there have been mass orgies in history. Though this is of a completely different nature. The exploitation of 500 people simultaneously having sex in the same room is such a bizarre perverse human mutation. I almost want a copy purely for documentation of such a strange turn in our mentality and advancement(maybe the wrong word) in industries ability to cater to our all to human desires. it strikes me as some form of sociological art, almost beautiful, like the light of an nuclear bomb. heathenish event i must say.
6. matt on Mar 06, 2007 at 4:55 AM permalink
This is probably the most tasteful and interesting pornography to be had out there that I’ve yet heard or seen of. Seems to be an archaic revival taking place. Remembering Terence Mckenna words on group sex, way back when every full moon we would all jump eachothers bones. And when we had children they were our children, not mine or yours. They were our men and women, not his or hers. THen the haves and have nots mentality came about and dialectical divisions were created to support the me and mine, you and yours. 500 sex is great! A GREAT REMEMBERING! Under scientific scrutany nonetheless. Interesting. I wonder if they were using a Reichian way of measuring the energy, orgone, created. hmmm
7. Carla on Mar 06, 2007 at 7:11 PM permalink
well, most sex on film looks mechanical, boring and scripted...I’d have to see it, but since this porno is making its script transparent, how is it any different?
8. bones on Mar 06, 2007 at 9:27 PM permalink
great where do I apply???
9. floss on Mar 07, 2007 at 12:05 PM permalink
There is a fertility crisis in Japan.
woman are Birth Giving Machines
pornograhy a subterfuge
control demographics and you control the world
what is the percentage of babies born caesarian, which culture practises this method, and for what reason?
10. Grimnir on May 15, 2008 at 10:30 PM permalink
I saw a lengthy clip of this on pornotube a year or two ago. Pretty fckn awesome, I gotta say, though I was and am extremely curious about the genesis of it, perhaps moreso than aroused by it.
11. CosmicShit on May 16, 2008 at 6:01 AM permalink
That’s not mass-sex, ‘cause each person is fucking exclusively with his partner. That film is the most insectoid thing i’ve seen in my life. Yeah Praying Mantis from the hyperspace. Japan is the world’s pineal gland. If there is any true ET invasion on Earth, surely the entering door is Japan.
12. Humpasaur on May 16, 2008 at 5:35 PM permalink
Sorry, man, you don’t get to decide what is and what is not “mass sex.”
Do what you want in your own spare time, but that’s not going down here.
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