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Humpasaur Jones, Male Model

Posted Mar 08, 2011

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Pure Awesome: “Letter to Lil’ Wayne”

Posted Mar 01, 2011

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St. Valentine Died Screaming, Soaked in Blood

Posted Feb 14, 2011

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Mad Marketers Want a Piece of Uncle Humpasaur

Posted Aug 25, 2008

Musing about the insanity of having a sex rap alter ego taken more seriously than my serious work. Plus, pictures.

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Is Anything Obscene Anymore?

Posted Jun 10, 2008 14 comments

What’s really disgusting in this day and age?  As it turns out, white women sleeping with black men.  A surprising look at racism in porno.

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Party Like Antonio Patrinostro.

Posted Apr 14, 2008 155 comments

One of those stories you just cannot fucking make up.

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Humpasaur Jones Christmas Message of Love

Posted Dec 25, 2007 6 comments

This is basically the product of two months of non-stop stress and insanity culminating in a week of nearly zero hours of sleep leading up to a one-month tour I'm starting tomorrow with no money and no confirmed shows. And I'm still going to pull it all off. Here's why.

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George Carlin Drops Science on Sex in America

Posted Oct 19, 2007 1 comment

Q: Is it legal to steal content from Playboy interviews? A: No, but we're doing it anyway.

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Something to Believe In

Posted Oct 09, 2007 8 comments

Humans need meaning, humans create meaning. This article is a look at why that sounds harmless, but is actually killing us all.

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The Single Greatest Image In the History of The Entire Human Species

Posted Oct 03, 2007 5 comments

EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS IT IS. Do I really have to write a summary for every single one of these articles? I wonder if people really think we make money off of this. Wow, I'm actually kind of drunk. Didn't see that one coming. I always tell myself not to mix weed and beer, but shit...you know how it is. Anyways, this is an article about a photo. That photo is the single greatest image in the history of the...yeah. All that. You know the drill by now, right? I mean, you're either going to read this shit or you already lost interest. Go ahead, click on it. I dare you.

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