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Sex: The Secret Gate to Eden

Posted Aug 02, 2011

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Megan Phelps Needs Orgasms

Posted Mar 14, 2011

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2008 Growth Industry: Freelance Exorcism Services

Posted Jan 02, 2008 69 comments

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The Ratzinger Option: Catholic Cancer in the Global Brain

Posted Sep 16, 2007 9 comments

It's Sunday, I'm high, and I'm thinking about the Vatican. I have a pot of coffee and a mild erection. Join me.

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Nobody Actually Cares

Posted Jul 22, 2007 8 comments

Just a friendly reminder about the nature of the US criminal justice system. Reviewing the case of Mahamu Kanneh, a Liberian who got away with some very bad things.

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How to Make Money off the War on Sex

Posted Jul 20, 2007 2 comments

People are making money off the War on Terror, the War on Drugs, and even, perversely enough, the War on Cancer and the War on Poverty. But what about the War on Sex? Let's examine high-leverage growth opportunities in this key, untapped market.

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ABC News Rips Off Hump Jones YET AGAIN

Posted Jun 12, 2007 4 comments

A carefully documented proof of ABC News poaching our fine website for their “news”—you’ll never look at Peter Jennings the same way again.  Then again, he’s dead.

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Classics Illustrated: “Plain Facts For Old and Young”

Posted May 07, 2007 11 comments

Hilarious readings from Kellogg’s completely unhinged anti-masturbation book—very, very funny shit.

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Theological Shakedowns

Posted Apr 23, 2007 8 comments

One continuous drunken jig on the grave of the Vatican scum who have been exploiting the Catholic faithful for centuries.  Plus, jiggling titties.

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Hump Jones Gives Ron Jeremy Mad Props

Posted Apr 06, 2007 8 comments

A quick salute to Ron Jeremy, also known as General Hedgehog, and his war against sexual repression. 

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