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Robert Anton Wilson’s Guide to Sex (That Never Happened)

Posted Jan 14, 2012

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No Business Like Sperm Business

Posted Nov 30, 2011

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The Human Brain is a Piece of Shit

Posted Nov 25, 2011

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Sex Science 2007: Part Two

Posted May 21, 2008 11 comments

PART TWO of our 2007 roundup on cutting-edge sex research.  Dope stuff.

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Sex Science 2007: Part One

Posted May 19, 2008 5 comments

PART ONE of our 2007 roundup on cutting-edge sex research.  Dope stuff.

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Making Peace With Your Tiny Dick

Posted May 16, 2008 13 comments

Still some of the most important advice Hump Jones has ever given, and will ever give.  If you’re a man, you need to read this.

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Space Sex and Monkey Orgasms: or, It Must be Sunday.

Posted Dec 30, 2007 4 comments

A non-random connection between two apparently random headlines discovered on Sunday, December 30th, 2007.

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Tu Jin-Sheng: Undisputed Master of Penis Qigong and Iron Crotch

Posted Sep 11, 2007 4 comments

If you're going to do something, do the hell out of it. Tu Jin-Sheng has the strongest penis the world. What do YOU do?

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Rape, Torture, Science: Sex Research with Lab Animals

Posted Sep 06, 2007 6 comments

I think I have outdone myself on this one -- the happiest, most cheerfully optimistic and work-friendly Hump Jones article of all time!

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The Third Nostril, Raw Animal Sex, and You

Posted Aug 22, 2007 15 comments

After the Pheremone Apocalypse, I spend some time walking through the ruins and picking up the chunks of science I find in the debris. Come, join me.

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