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The Actual Business of Porno, Part One
Posted Mar 22, 2007 4 comments
Who are the real “smut peddlers”? Fortune 500 companies, it turns out. And Rupert Fuckin Murdoch, too.
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Emetophilia is the dirtiest word ever.
Posted Mar 14, 2007 10 comments
I did an article about puke porn, but I promise you, there are no puke porn images. That would just be nasty.
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“HOLY SHIT, YOU JUST OVERDOSED ON VIAGRA”
Posted Mar 13, 2007 16 comments
Walking you through the aftermath of a Viagra overdose, step by step. People thought this article was “unhinged” but there’s actually enough information in here to write a college paper off of.
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Homosexuals Can Kill Babies, Too
Posted Mar 10, 2007 5 comments
Definitely the most hatefully bleak defense of alcohol consumption ever written by genuine hippie. Or something.
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How to Stop Masturbating Forever
Posted Mar 09, 2007 9 comments
A Hump Jones classic and still one of our most sought-after pages. Face it: you need this.
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The Quest for Contortionist Porn
Posted Mar 08, 2007 4 comments
If the title is not enough to grab you, then fine....nevermind.
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Gloria Steinem Worked for the CIA, Baby
Posted Mar 08, 2007 3 comments
Just stating a little-known fact, in detail, with documented proof.
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Homeland Security - A Bunch of Perverts
Posted Mar 07, 2007 7 comments
I’d call this an “expose” but everyone already knew it. They’re just very gross people.
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Western Civilization: Still Eating Its Own Kids
Posted Mar 06, 2007 7 comments
An early “whistling in the slaughterhouse” piece. Still a company favorite.
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WATCH OUT: Popo Bawa is Back.
Posted Mar 05, 2007 1 comment
The rape demon of Zanzibar has returned. That’s either all you need to know, or all you need to know.
