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Five Simple Questions for Curious Primates
Posted Aug 01, 2007 17 comments
Five open questions I'd appreciate anyone and everyone giving some answers to. If you feel like contributing, please do.
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Our All-Time Favorite Google Searches.
Posted Jul 30, 2007 3 comments
A big list of the google searches that lead people to our site. It's just a list, you're either into it or you're not. No biggie either way.
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Photographic Proof President Bush has a Fetish for Bald Men
Posted Jul 26, 2007 6 comments
Exactly what it says it is. I dare you to click this and refute my evidence. You can't do it.
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Nobody Actually Cares
Posted Jul 22, 2007 8 comments
Just a friendly reminder about the nature of the US criminal justice system. Reviewing the case of Mahamu Kanneh, a Liberian who got away with some very bad things.
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How to Make Money off the War on Sex
Posted Jul 20, 2007 2 comments
People are making money off the War on Terror, the War on Drugs, and even, perversely enough, the War on Cancer and the War on Poverty. But what about the War on Sex? Let's examine high-leverage growth opportunities in this key, untapped market.
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Say Hello to Your Future!
Posted Jul 09, 2007 22 comments
A totally honest message to the youth of today. For some reason, you don’t find those too often.
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Facial Cream and the Foreskin Mafia
Posted Jul 07, 2007 18 comments
Like Soylent Green, only with foreskins. Seriously—this is actually real.
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Not Nearly Insane Enough
Posted Jun 21, 2007 2 comments
In which I wake up and decide I need to be a much more insane person. I proceed to advocate that other people follow suit.
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“Inbred Mutant Sex Fiends of God”
Posted Jun 20, 2007 3 comments
A look at polytheism and inbreeding—and yes, Mormons. But it’s mostly about the inbreeding. And the polytheism.
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The Digital Ghost of Everett Francis Briggs
Posted Jun 16, 2007 7 comments
A frankly psychotic “meditation” think piece about language, hatred, and death. REALLY FUN STUFF.
