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Filth Part II - The Sequel

Posted Sep 23, 2007 5 comments

Even more of the infamous photo gallery which has grown a new appendage that metastasized into an autonomous weirdo porn information virus.

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Dear Humpasaur: September 2007 Kickoff

Posted Sep 21, 2007 1 comment

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Dear Humpasaur: Teenagers Getting Knocked Up

Posted Sep 20, 2007 9 comments

Hey humpy, is it despicable for a 19 or 20 year old girl to become pregnant? And a follow up, do you think that they can adequately raise a child? I live in TX and teenagers down here collect babies like they are fucking troll dolls or something.

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Dear Humpasaur: How Bisexual are Bisexuals?

Posted Sep 19, 2007 6 comments

Do most bisexuals have a simultaneous attraction toward both men and women or does it oscillate between one then the other? Or is it a mixed bag with some people claiming to be bisexual having a consistent both sex attraction while others go back and forth between hetero and homosexual attractions? And could bisexuality be considered akin to bipolar or multiple personality disorder?

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Dear Humpasaur: Does Hunger Make You a Smarter Human?

Posted Sep 18, 2007 27 comments

Do you know about ghrelin, it is a hormone produced by the cells lining the acer of the human stomach. It is what stimulates hunger but also it enhances thought processes and helps learning and more is present when you are hungry. I was wondering if it is released when one gets the munchies from smoking marijuana. That being true wouldn't you be able to learn better on an empty stomach or when hungry?

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Our EXXXclusive Interview with DJ Squid

Posted Sep 17, 2007 4 comments

An interview with the pervert pop culture obsessive who makes all my beats. I think this is the most amazing document in the history of mankind, and you should, too.

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The Ratzinger Option: Catholic Cancer in the Global Brain

Posted Sep 16, 2007 9 comments

It's Sunday, I'm high, and I'm thinking about the Vatican. I have a pot of coffee and a mild erection. Join me.

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Dear Humpasaur: To Bang or Not to Bang

Posted Sep 14, 2007 5 comments

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Tu Jin-Sheng: Undisputed Master of Penis Qigong and Iron Crotch

Posted Sep 11, 2007 4 comments

If you're going to do something, do the hell out of it. Tu Jin-Sheng has the strongest penis the world. What do YOU do?

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Dear Humpasaur: Worst Roomate Ever

Posted Sep 10, 2007 4 comments

I live with my ex-boyfriend in _____ for a year now after we've broken up. I need him to leave. My name is on the lease. He says he has the right to live here and won't leave. On top of that, he's turned into a full on junkie and spiraled out of control and is also bringing random people to my apartment. I'm worried for him but I can't deal and I just want him out. I am also paranoid that someone is secretly doing a reality docudrama about him and other junkies and that my apartment has been bugged with cameras...or something else really shady is going on. Whats my question... um what the holy heck do I do to get this situation less insane for me without making huge drama involving law enforcement?

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