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An Interview with the Elusive Adam Kadmon
Posted Jun 13, 2007 4 comments
An actual interview with singer/rapper/electronics whiz Adam Kadmon—he’s a fascinating dude and I recommend reading this.
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ABC News Rips Off Hump Jones YET AGAIN
Posted Jun 12, 2007 4 comments
A carefully documented proof of ABC News poaching our fine website for their “news”—you’ll never look at Peter Jennings the same way again. Then again, he’s dead.
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All Your Foreskin Are Belong To Us
Posted Jun 08, 2007 10 comments
The first in a series about the vicous tribal ritual known as circumcision, and weird little men who still advocate it today.
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DIY Porn is Killing the “Adult Industry”? HELL YEAH.
Posted Jun 06, 2007 4 comments
A salute to bedroom porno producers around the world, and a look at the cold cruel world behind the Porno Biz—the party might just be over for Silicone Valley.
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Welcome to the Porn Business, Mr. Jones
Posted Jun 01, 2007 8 comments
Detailed instructions on how to be a smut peddler and make money doing so. “Truly classic material”—Norman Mailer
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I Hump, Therefore I Am
Posted May 12, 2007 7 comments
Extended rant concealing a simple drug test. In other words, if this makes any sense to you, you’re definitely high.
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The Sex Lives of Scientologists Exposed
Posted May 08, 2007 28 comments
A look at what L. Ron Hubbard, the Greatest Lover in Human History, taught about sex, fucking, and humpitude.
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Classics Illustrated: “Plain Facts For Old and Young”
Posted May 07, 2007 11 comments
Hilarious readings from Kellogg’s completely unhinged anti-masturbation book—very, very funny shit.
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Fake It Until You Make It 2: Build Thyself
Posted May 01, 2007 15 comments
Part 2 of a series on self-esteem and kicking life’s ass, for the troubled youth of today.
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Fake It Until You Make It: A Manual for Teens, Part 1
Posted Apr 24, 2007 10 comments
If I could tell the teenagers just one thing, it would be to read this series. Seriously.
Humpjones
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